Folks, here’s what I did this week: Got rid of shitty regulations, met up with great business women, met with Trudeau and almost fucked his wife, again and hung out with my boy, Bibi. Together, Bibi and I are gonna grab terrorism by the pussy. Believe me.
Enjoy your President’s Day weekend, bitches. We’re making major moves up in this bitch for the American people. God bless ‘Murica.