President Trump’s Weekly Address

President Trump’s Weekly Address

Folks, here’s what I did this week: Got rid of shitty regulations, met up with great business women, met with Trudeau and almost fucked his wife, again and hung out with my boy, Bibi. Together, Bibi and I are gonna grab terrorism by the pussy. Believe me.

Enjoy your President’s Day weekend, bitches. We’re making major moves up in this bitch for the American people. God bless ‘Murica.


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